Funny one liners about old men

George Carlin. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Billy Crystal. How young can you die of old age.

The older one grows, the more one likes indecency. Virginia Woolf There are three ages of man – youth, middle age, and 'you're looking wonderful.'.

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